Oh Shitaki Mushrooms on my Pepperoni pizza!

This is me being totally random… I had just recently read a story called “This Tragedy I Call Life (Harry Potter)” on Quizilla like I always am and it’s a Harry Potter story but most of it was centred on the 4th book/movie but everything was just…. WEIRED and then on top of all that at the end of what’s supposed to be the end of the 4th movie and book how Cedric Diggory dies… okay wait lemme back up abit here… The entire story has a lot to do with the book but then theirs the fact theirs new things that the writer has added to JK Rowling’s book which in my on opinion is a GREAT book I love it, but the main character Ellie Black… a.k.a. Elizabeth Rose Black supposed daughter of mass murderer Sirius Black… I knew from the very beginning Sirius Black was innocent =] he never really did kill Peter Pettigrew, he was framed oh anyways she falls in love with Cedric Diggory which takes Cho Chang totally out of the book the writer lady only mentions her maybe 3 times. Harry loves Ellie but she’s in love Cedric and he loves her back so… its pretty much true love I guess… and the writer… well lets call her MO105 short for MagicalObsession105… anyways MO105 made it so Ellie takes all the major roles that Harry would have in the books which means instead of Harry being in the Triwizard Tournament its Ellie. She and Cedric are known as the Hogwarts champions and couple. In the official end of their forth year and when Cedric dies it totally made me cry I was like “dude!! Why did friggin JKR have to go and kill off one of the most amazing people of all time…? I mean yeah he wasn’t shown much in the book or the movie… but he was important to me…” yeah after Cedric dies she goes and kills off Sirius Black which is like a total shocker 0.0 wow now that death made me cry I seriously BAWLED me eyes out while reading it… well not entirely but you get the point cause well yeah Sirius is an amazing character and he played a key role in my life… if I could pick ANY fictional character to be my father I would have chosen him but right now I would have to pick Carlisle Cullen as my Fictional father… Carlisle from the Twilight series ah a Vampire dad or a Wizard dad which to pick… hmm idk I’d have both if I could but then Edward Cullen would be my brother in a way and so would Emmett Cullen and Jasper Hale and these boys may be years and years older then me but damn are the Fiiine haha. but then if I had Sirius as a dad all I’d have to worry about is Harry Potter being my god brother and my dad dying… blah nooo fun at all *insert sad face here* Mmm I have some candidates as to who would be my real life father figures… Johnny Depp *sigh* Johnny Depp being my dad now that would be a dream come true. =] hmm now for what I was originally going to put on here… oh yeah my rant on why Joanne K Rowling and to go and kill off amazing characters… like here’s my list

1 Lilly and James Potter killed by Voldemort
2 Professor Quirrel killed by Harry… totally out of defence I really didn’t think Quirrel was all that amazing but yeah
3 Frank Bryce that poor house keeper of the Riddle house killed by yet again Voldemort
4 Cedric Diggory killed by Wormtail… which is technically on Voldemort’s orders…
5 Sirius Black killed by Drapery and Bellatrix Lestrange gah who would kill their own cousin… their own flesh and blood… wait Bellatrix would cause she’s an all powerful death eater… oooh I’m soo scared death eaters ooh noo >_<

6 Albus Dumbledore - killed by Severus Snape you find out in the 7th that Albus was alraedy dying from a curse from the ring - the 2nd horcrux and so asked Snape to kill him but still it was like a slap in the face like wha! Why did he do that…?

7 Alastor “mad Eye” Moody - killed by a death eater whilst flying dude I LOVED Mad Eye Moody he was awesome even tho in the 4th book u find out its not even him like … shocker much… I think not

8 Dobby - killed by Bellatrix Lestrange damn Bellatrix killing off my favourite characters’ of all time first Sirius now Dobby the House Elf… poor little guy made me Cry =’/

9 Wormtail kills himself didn’t really care cause he killed Cedric and pretty much sold out Lily and James to voldemort blah on him >=/

10 Crabbe dies from a fire he caused in the room of requirement I didn’t really care much for Crabbe or Goyle… they were always just their so yeah

11 Severus Snape killed by Nagini (Voldemort’s snake) because voldemort thinks Snape has the elder wand like WOAH go and kill of another one of my fav people make me cry much gah! >_<

12 Remus Lupin – oh noooes not another!! gah how many will die by the end of the series?? blah…

13 Nymphadora Tonks-Lupin oh damn and right after she and Lupin are married and they have a baby gah so sad =/

14 Fred Weasley – now this death made me shit bricks… wait noo cry my eyes out I just stopped reading the book for a while saying Fred never died and when the end of the book comes Fred and George will go back to pranking people but nooo they didn’t he died =/ *cries*

15 Bellatrix Lestrange - killed by Molly Weasley haha finally yes!! Something good comes out of all her killing my dear dream dad and my little house elf

And last but not least number 16 Tom Riddle a.k.a. voldemort haha he dies by Harry Potter oh yeah!!

Any ways this is me being random and totally bored out of my mind… I must leave you and as Ellie says in the Story I started talking about Thank All the Angels in My Spaghetti Sauce haha… What is that supposed to mean? You ask me Good question, but don't ever offend my spaghetti sauce because you don't know what might come out.

You know you love me
xoxo S.